This is what happens to UW CSE Ph.D. alums who do research on the spam value chain using fake viagra sales as their case study.
Page 45 of the May issue, here.
[In a followup to this post, Savage notes: "Now, one might suggest that there is a trend among UW CSE Ph.D. alums on the UCSD faculty, given Sorin Lerner's 2010 recognition by the adult entertainment industry. As Yoshi might say, 'Interesting!' However, I can assure you that this kind of press is just a natural byproduct of hard work and a firm dedication to science."]